For my birthday this year, James got me a domain. I guess I’m just the luckiest girl? Honestly, it has been a little bit of an intimidating thing hanging over my head for the past 7 months. I have had questions like: How can I live up to the Brains dynasty that James has created […]

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I can’t watch the new season of a TV show without first going through every single old episode. Often times, I end up not even watching the new season. Anyway, this is not about my tragic flaws. This is about Curb Your Enthusiasm or, more like, Curb Your White Privilege, amirite? Anyway, in the first […]

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Brains Report only has two workers: Erin “My Wife” Brains and me. We both have full-time real-world jobs and a family to take care of. Therefore, we are willing to concede that we are not able to review every product. We also don’t want to leave any consumers without the resources they need. So, if […]

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Going to the store to pick out the six or seven bottles of wine you need to get through the night can be a real drag. You have no frame of reference for how good the wine is other than the artwork on the label and the price. To make matters worse, there are essentially […]

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Amazon's subscribe & save

I maintain a delicate balance of disgusting decadence and pristine health. But, my perfection would not be possible without a few strategic vitamins. However, even with a mind that is sharper than the most deadly sushi knife, I forget to buy more vitamins when they run out. Fortunately, I’ve discovered the eighth natural wonder of […]

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TOLOCO

Halloween was invented to give adults the opportunity to relive their youth. This includes drinking too much and perhaps not making the best decisions about what to do with their genitals. Since this is what Halloween is all about, I’ve put together a few ideas for costumes you should consider. The costumes I’m recommending work […]

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Joy Bidet

It’s a wondrous time we live in. You have the whole world (wide web) in your pocket. Life expectancies are reaching biblical levels. And, you can get all the calories you need for the day by just driving through a fast food establishment (though, I wouldn’t recommend it). Of course, humanity’s greatest advances do not […]

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Andis Trimmer

Brains Report doesn’t usually review single products like this. We generally like to write comprehensive reviews comparing the top models in a category. However, our professional barber friend Kylie Belachaikovsky wouldn’t shut up about the Andis Slimline Pro Li T-Blade Trimmer. You may remember Kylie from our exposé on ring lights. Well, below, we’ll look at why this […]

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Amazon

The reasons for why Amazon is worthy of your cash that I present below are fairly obvious, but I will go into some details that may not be. Also, I must point out that the main way that Brains Report is monetized is through the Amazon Associates program. Basically, if you follow a link from […]

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One Mississippi

I am hoping the majority of people who saw this article title took it for the “clickbait” it is. Although One Mississippi is one of the best, most honest shows on the streaming services today, it isn’t for everyone. For instance, if you’re a bigot, you might not like it. But, I still recommend you […]

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