Unless you’re a clueless college kid who thinks he knows everything, you need sheets for your bed. And, even if you don’t like to cover up your pillows, pillowcases are crucial if you hope to collect massive amounts of candy on Halloween. With these cold hard facts in mind, I went in pursuit of the […]

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A Brainiac recently contacted us because he wanted the world to know about the best toilet paper you can buy: Panda Ultra Premium Toilet Paper. Unfortunately, I can’t just take people’s word for what the best toilet paper is. I need to research it and get the opinions of hundreds of consumers and experts. So, […]

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As a distinguished member of the Amazon Associates Program, I have access to dozens of somewhat secret promo codes. Though I am perfectly within my rights to selfishly keep these Amazon promo codes to myself, I choose to share them with the people. I’m like the Edward Snowden of Amazon promo codes. Please don’t celebrate/arrest […]

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A Brainiac recently put out the signal that she was in need of help choosing the best product for her needs. You see, this person, we’ll call her The Most Majestic Unicorn, was looking for a bike rack for the roof of her car. There were a couple specifications: it needed to accommodate two road […]

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My hair tends to be kind of wild, almost curly, mostly frizzy, and bleached to heck and back. At worst, if left alone, it will resemble that of an ‘80s hair band back-up dancer. At best, when I’ve spent the time needed to do a Pinterest inspired blowout, it’s almost passable as somewhat healthy and […]

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After a brief hiatus, I am back with my monthly list of promo codes that the Amazon Associates Program provides to me. I’m not required by law to share these with you, but it would feel criminal keeping them to myself. Anyway, I’m going to give a little information about how to use these Amazon […]

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For my birthday this year, James got me a domain. I guess I’m just the luckiest girl? Honestly, it has been a little bit of an intimidating thing hanging over my head for the past 7 months. I have had questions like: How can I live up to the Brains dynasty that James has created […]

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Recently, a Brainiac contacted us because they needed help finding a home security system. You see, marijuana is now legal in California, where this individual lives, and paranoia is on the rise. But seriously, they just purchased a new home in Los Angeles, and they wanted to protect their investment. Since Brains Report is one […]

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The headline to this article is slightly misleading. We did not use the Banana Phone nonstop for 45 days. We didn’t even use it every day. We did use it more than a dozen times in a variety of situations to put it through its paces. What we found is that the Banana Phone mostly […]

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A Brainiac recently contacted us in need of help finding a smart electronic deadbolt for under $200 that would work with iOS and could handle multiple access codes. That seemed all well and good, but then he added, “I have an electric pancreas and need a deadbolt that won’t interfere with the signals my pancreas […]

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