Andis Trimmer

Brains Report doesn’t usually review single products like this. We generally like to write comprehensive reviews comparing the top models in a category. However, our professional barber friend Kylie Belachaikovsky wouldn’t shut up about the Andis Slimline Pro Li T-Blade Trimmer. You may remember Kylie from our exposé on ring lights. Well, below, we’ll look at why this […]

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The reasons for why Amazon is worthy of your cash that I present below are fairly obvious, but I will go into some details that may not be. Also, I must point out that the main way that Brains Report is monetized is through the Amazon Associates program. Basically, if you follow a link from […]

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One Mississippi

I am hoping the majority of people who saw this article title took it for the “clickbait” it is. Although One Mississippi is one of the best, most honest shows on the streaming services today, it isn’t for everyone. For instance, if you’re a bigot, you might not like it. But, I still recommend you […]

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honesty matters

5th grade was a tough year for me. I spent a lot of time in the principal’s office for stuff like drawing an offensive picture of my teacher, kicking a kid’s butt (literally), and calling a playground supervisor the B-word. I lied about all of it, and I was caught in my lies each time. […]

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58%. That is Brains Report’s calculation of what percentage of adults in the United States were affected by the Equifax data breach. You should assume you were impacted. This means that ne’er-do-wells are likely out there somewhere having their way with your home address, name, credit card numbers, driver’s license info, birth date, and *gulp* […]

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cause competition

The destruction and horrible living conditions caused by the recent hurricanes are a real tragedy. I applaud everyone doing what they can to help the victims of these natural disasters. Also, the destruction and horrible living conditions caused by the countless wildfires in Oregon are a real tragedy. I salute the brave firefighters battling the […]

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frustration-free packaging

You’ve probably noticed while shopping on Amazon that some products offer a “frustration-free packaging” option. I usually ignore this unless it happens to be cheaper because I’m frugal AF. But, my curiosity got the best of me recently, so I sent our intrepid investigative reporter, James Brains/me, to do some quick-and-dirty Google research on the […]

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78% of professional football players go bankrupt or are under financial stress within two years of retiring from the sport. If these “moneybags” aren’t able to stay afloat with their massive incomes, what hope does Joe Onepack have? The answer is “a lot of hope.” All he and you and the NFL players need to […]

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live in the now

What are you doing right now? What are you thinking about? Are you distracted? If you’re like me, you are thinking about the future and keeping tabs on your smartphone. You likely have a laundry list of things to worry about in the future, including bills, social events, that bump on your back turning cancerous, […]

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junk mail

According to the United States Postal Service, 48% of all mail is “junk mail.” What a waste! What can you do about all of this junk mail? Here are a few options: Send It Back Whenever I get a piece of junk mail with a postage-paid envelope inside, I put all of the materials that […]

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