helpfulness

When I moved to Oregon, I didn’t know anyone. I rented a room from a family, and they invited me to join them for Thanksgiving. I felt uncomfortable about it until the matriarch put me in charge of the mashed potatoes. Through this small role, by being helpful, I suddenly felt a sense of belonging. […]

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Amazon's subscribe & save

I maintain a delicate balance of disgusting decadence and pristine health. But, my perfection would not be possible without a few strategic vitamins. However, even with a mind that is sharper than the most deadly sushi knife, I forget to buy more vitamins when they run out. Fortunately, I’ve discovered the eighth natural wonder of […]

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write reviews

We’ve covered why you should write reviews of products and businesses. But, we can’t all be Consumer Reports or Cook’s Illustrated. How can the average non-writerman possibly craft a review worth reading? I gotta be honest: the best reviews out there are from ordinary folks just sharing their honest opinions. You see, ordinary folks like […]

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write reviews

For the longest time, it boggled my mind that people would spend significant chunks of their time writing reviews of products and businesses. Are these unemployed losers who just want the world to know about their opinions? Or, are they wealthy heirs with nothing better to do with their time? But, as I used these […]

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TOLOCO

Halloween was invented to give adults the opportunity to relive their youth. This includes drinking too much and perhaps not making the best decisions about what to do with their genitals. Since this is what Halloween is all about, I’ve put together a few ideas for costumes you should consider. The costumes I’m recommending work […]

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amazon boxes

We used to live in a tiny basement apartment. One Christmas, we received a new bed frame, headboard, and about a million other things. All were delivered from Amazon, and I’m pretty sure they had to design a special larger mail truck to handle our delivery. There was barely enough room in the apartment for […]

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Joy Bidet

It’s a wondrous time we live in. You have the whole world (wide web) in your pocket. Life expectancies are reaching biblical levels. And, you can get all the calories you need for the day by just driving through a fast food establishment (though, I wouldn’t recommend it). Of course, humanity’s greatest advances do not […]

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malouf memory foam pillow

We get a lot of fan mail. And, we make a point of always answering correspondences. Occasionally, we get requests from readers in peril who need help choosing the right product for their needs. This was the case with a recent email we received: “My beloved enormous memory foam pillow that I’ve had for 6+ […]

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humor

Ever since Jesus first stepped in a pile a dinosaur dung and the disciples laughed hysterically at Him, humor has been an important part of the human experience. It is so important that it is the topic of thousands of scientific, peer-reviewed journal articles as well as dozens of Netflix specials. Humor is also one […]

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debt snowball

Basically, everything you are about to read was maliciously stolen from Dave Ramsey and his book The Total Money Makeover. I just remove the Jesus stuff and replace it with a dash of humor. However, I strongly recommend you read his book and worship Jesus. Below, I will cover why you should get out of […]

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